All Students and Loyal Subjects -
The Honour of thy Presence is Hereby Requested at Ye Annuale Party Known As:
***ADVANCED TIX SOLD OUT! 200 TICKETS AT THE DOOR!***
That's right. As another school year draws to a close, it is time to get out your dancing shoes for that wild night of debauchery known as Fake Prom. But don't stop at dancing shoes! Faire Ladies, crack out your pointy princess hats! Brave Sir Knights, polish up your armour. Wizards and Sorceresses, dust off your magic wands. Because this year, we're going medieval for what truly promises to be AN ENCHANTED EVENING!
Just step over the enchanted footbridge at the foot of Queen and Roncesvalles and be whisked into the beautiful and historic Palais Royale!
2) MATCHMAKING SERVICE: DONE AND DONE!
We've had an unprecedented number of people signing up for Fake Dates this year. Matchmakers Rick and Maria have sent out your Fake Date match-ups! Please contact them if you are no longer able to make it to Fake Prom! We don't want to leave your Fake Date stranded!
3) A FINE, HEARTY ALE FOR ALL!
We here at Fake Prom are pleased to announce that we have formed an allegiance with the Grande Council of Wizards at AMSTERDAM BREWERIES. This coalition has worked together cooperatively to strike a deal wherein a tankard of Amsterdam beer will be offered at a substantial discount from ordinary Palais Royale prices. Well met, Amsterdam, well met!
4) GETTING THERE!
The Palais Royale is surprisingly easy to get to. You either need to go WEST on either the KING ST. streetcar (504) or the QUEEN ST. streetcar (501). Just get off where KING meets QUEEN (heh heh) at RONCESVALLES. ALternately, you can go to DUNDAS WEST SUBWAY STATION and take the 504 streetcar south on RONCESVALLES until you get to KING/QUEEN. Once you're there, just go to the south side of the street, look for the bridge (it will be clearly marked with a mystical Fake Prom rune) and go over it to get to the Palais Royale!
5) PRINCIPAL MACDONALD IS TAKING REQUESTS!
Mr. MacDonald is still cobbling together a list of songs about magical kingdoms and mystical creatures.
Throw as many suggestions as you can at him: joel@fakeprom.com
6) STEPPING UP THE DJ GAME!
Fake Prom is very privileged to be welcoming on board a couple of fine, upstanding young academic achievers to assist Principal MacDonald with all DJ responsibilities! I am speaking of none other than the scholastically-gifted DOUGIE BOOM and the team spirit champion LE FRENCH TOAST! After a series of intensive tutorials with the Fake Prom Committee, they have deduced the necessary formula for Fake Prom Dance Fever (incurable, btw)!
That's it for now! Contact me with any more questions, comments, concerns, errors, omissions, propositions,
Superintendent Reibling
c/o The Fake Prom Committee
